This quote should be on all exercise wear: "You grew it; you lift it."
"Wouldn't it be awesome for you if I was the kind of Mom that would do that?"
~ "The Middle," episode "The Play" 2011
Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-wa-wa-waa . This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this, re-post it. If you don't.. suck it up cupcake. Life doesn't revolve around YOU....
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. ~ Groucho Marx
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. ~ Unknown
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.
Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 4%.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt ... then things get worse. ~ fortune cookie
Your future is embarrassing. I can't even talk about it without curling right back up. ~ fortune cookie
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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In the avoidance of natural selection category...
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume. (Darn.)
"Do not iron clothes on body."
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted."
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
Taylor's leftovers from Kobe's say "touch and die." Emily's said "touch it and avada kedabra." Mine just says "Mom." ''nough said!