Please note that on January 7 at 9:55am, I quit. Just saying it now so that if at any point in the future, you think I was supposed to do something and I didn't, I can tell you that was what I quit. ~ bwd

Ode to the Clothes Washer ~ B.W. Durys

You've been good to us these last 18 years. 

Faithfully washing loads of grimy laundry. 

Your final act is just as sweet ... 

Dying just before Black Friday.

~ bwd

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Hmm... I should be a size smaller than I am :-) ~ bwdurys

State of Mind

Why are kindergartners the only ones who get afternoon naps?? ~ bwd

I heard my air conditioner grumbling this morning. He is threatening to go on strike if working conditions don't change. He says, we're working him too hard. I told him he should just be thankful he has a job! ~ bwdurys

I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake. 

If I go take a nap, can I consider that planking?? ~ pezbemine

Can't someone do something about Monday mornings? They keep showing up. ~ BWD