I like to rhyme
When I have the time
Some may think it's folly
But they aren't the sort to be jolly!
~bwd
Twas' the night of elections
And all through the land
Not a phone was ringing from people "UNKNOWN"
Isn't it grand?
~bwd
The difference between men and women!
http://www.tickld.com/x/the-difference-between-men-and-women
My word for 2014
When someone is experiencing tragedy, we should resist at all costs, the temptation to point out a silver lining in their sadness. Instead, let us weep with them, love on them, stand by them in the darkness and in time, the silver lining they discover on their own will be far more meaningful and offer much more comfort than anything we think to utter at the first sign of distress. ~ Jamee
My version... For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not go to bed when I know I should go to bed, but I do the very thing I hate and stay up too late!! ~ bdurys
"I'm your friend. I'm allowed to be blunt; it's one of the perks." Beauty and the Beast (CWTV)
Scrabble would be easier if it was combined with Wheel of Fortune and you could buy a vowel...
There's no fellowship without the food... and the french roast!
~ bwdurys
It's amazing how much I can get accomplished and yet not get done what I should be doing :)
~ bwdurys

Goodnight Gmail!

In the great livingroom
there was a laptop
And emails in volume
And a picture of--
My inbox never emptying...
~ bwd


Pet Peeves Galore
Irregardless of you're pet peeves, their effected by loosing the meaning of they're words'. But don't be nonplussed. I really could care less... literally. ~ bwd
There must be something magical about doorways because every time I go through one, I forget why I was going through it! ~ bwd
Why is it empty calories taste so much better?
~ bwd
If everything I watched on TV sunk in, I would be a best dressed master chef who could spot a deal at a mile away. ~ bwd

National Coffee Week!


Twas the first Monday of autumn, when all through the house
Not a creature wanted to get up, not even the dog (we don't have any mice)
The clock alarms were set to wake us up with a start
In hopes that we could get the last pop-tart (hey, it rhymes)

The morning came early, they do that you know
The sun shone bright in every window (actually, its a rather gray day but go with it)
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an email telling me it's National Coffee Week, now my favorite week of the year!

I sprang from the couch, to get that first cup,
And to the Keurig I trotted like a new pup (yeah, right. haven't had my coffee yet)
You may hear me exclaim, yes, you may even hear me say,
"Happy Coffee Week to all and to all a good day!!"
~ bwd
Do you think they'll change the old adage "a watched pot never boils" to "a watched Facebook never produces posts"? ~ bethany durys
My fortune cookie says, "You will soon be surrounded by good friends and laughter." I'm not so sure they are good friends if they are laughing at me! ~ bwdurys
People who like to hear the pitter patter of little feet in the house should get a dog. You get twice the number of feet for half the number of mouths to feed! ~ bwd
Evidently there was a sticker on the pear that I just tossed into my smoothie. I don't think this is what they meant when they talk about foods that "stick to your ribs." ~ bwd
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